Friday, June 18, 2010

Catching Up and Winding Down


Bonjour :)
I know, I haven't been on since... ages, really. School got out on the third, and camp started on the seventh, and well, just haven't been able to blog. Sorry! So, here i am, Jack Johnson's new CD playing over my speakers, "London for Dummies" and a blue cowboy hat (long story) on my desk, storm fierce outside, and a cracked open Diet Coke next to me. Just let me pop my fingers, and I'll get to the blogging.

Recent Status of thee Government.
aka, Current State of the Union
IN OUT
Tenors Altos
Packs of Jr Mints Cases of Gum
Insane Storms Barely decent weather :P
Argentina France
Quitting Starting Out
Toy Story 3 A Team
Being Here :) Being There!
Mike Will
Glee parties Dorm Parties
Cello players Sax Players (no, not you. Guy at camp.)
FUN sax players Sax players with bloody noses
Walking the dogs Two mile runs
"Shouldnt-Have"s "Never-Have"s
Blue Devils Tigers
Ringer Producers
Saying Hello Calling Goodbye :)

quotes!

(Molly singing funny)
Me: You sound like the Meow Mix cat!
Tillie: Meow mix cow?!

Molly: Take a shower, dumpee.

Tillie: RILEY!
Riley: What?!
Tillie: You and Dana: Move!
Dana: No!
Tillie: I'm going to slam my face in your head.

Chelsea Lately: Chewies, do you like Twilight?
Chewie: I prefer gun.

Joel: I didn't know Beckham was a hobbit.

Me: CODY! Did you drink my mint milkshake? Your lips are green.
Cody: Nah, I was snogging a leprechaun.

Mallory: Wait, so for just that, you made his nose bleed??
Me: He was out of line.
Kenny: Remind me to never pull a Caleb. But we'll all know who Cody tries to kiss. Their mouthes'll be green.
Cody: Don't hate.

Kitten: Sometimes I just want to run marathons in my pajamas.

Cody (shirtless and storms into my dorm): SUSAN!
Me and Ali: What happened to you?!
Cody: Well, I was playing football outside, in the woods, shirtless. And Abercrombie started taking my pictures!!!

Noel: If you don't think Ozzy Osbourne's on something, YOU'RE on something.

Nick: I'll call you Nighthawk.

Natalie: We like watermelon, fried chicken, and grape kool aid. Know what that means?
Me: NATALIE!

Dad: You have to have ADHD to get soccer.

Natalie: Ask him who in their right minds likes Netherlands!
Al: Oi, she German?
Me: Yeah...
Al: Never trust a German.

Me: Why does Abraham Lincoln face thataway?
Mom: He only had one eye.

Katie: Those squirrels were VICIOUS

Me: That's not my cello, that's my leg.
(next day)
Cody: THAT QUOTE MADE THE PAPER!

Counselor: I need to break with this girl, what to do??
Me: Chew it over with a twix!
Mallory: LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!

Counselor: Where do thirteen year olds go on dates? Hyvee?

Dad: I swear to God, another South African blows a horn....

Gavin: Whoa, this is the first time I've gotten this without cheating!
Heidi: BUSTED!

Me: Oh, dear.
Kolyn: Did you just call me deer? I'm more of an antelope.

Hannah: That's B O O M W H A C K I N G!

Kate: Susan? Are you crying at Toy Story Three?
Me: My childhood just ended!

Dana: He's not a REAL Canadian!
Katelyn: Like Justin Beiber!

xoxo Susan(:


Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Knuckles and Ninjas


Hey!

Ninjas Meeting In South Africa on the next Full Moon
(meaning, "Current State of the Union")
In Out
Bloody Knuckles! Err.. not sure... IT'S TOO FUN!
Making the Team Doubting the Team
New Doctor Who's New Office's
World Cup Winter Olympics
Book projects Future's Fair
Glee's Bust Your Windows Glee's Gold Digger

Kangaroo of Death
(meaning, "Quotes")
A.C.: [Bloody Knuckles], now, this ain't a white man's game, is it?
Devon: What about Susan?
A.C.: Well, she held up better than a white guy.
Me: I'm flattered.

xoxo Suzette

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Tryouts and Twizzlers


Aloha :)

CURRENT STATE OF THE UNION (NAWT ONION)
IN OUT
Color Guard Show Choir
Gaga Madonna
Boarding School Boarding Passes
Twizzlers Twistie hair ties (longggg story)
Subway Falling Sushi
Brilliant Brunettes Bratty Blonds
Tryouts Turnouts

qUoTe(:
Dad: So, Katie, how was your day?
Katie: Pretty-
Me: GUESS WHAT!
Dad: Glee?
Katie: Worse
Kadia: Gaga Glee!!!

xoxo Susan

Monday, May 17, 2010

Exhaustian and Eyelashes


Guten Tag(:

CURRENT STATE O' ZE UNION
[in] [out]
Restoring an Ipod Restoring saved chapters
Having 5 Blogs Having 6 Blogs
Glee Soundtrack Band Beatles
Raisin Toast ;) Corn in a Cup (Seriously..?)
Toaster Electrocution Assassination Conspiracy
Spinning Flags Curling Eyelashes
Being Pumped Being Exhausted

Quote <3>
Me: I'm just kidding!
Nick: Wait-About what?
Me: Not sure...
Nick: I hate it when people say they're just kidding.
Me: Sorry!
Nick: Nah, I'm just kidding.

and sorry, this was kind of funny.
Zack: Whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing worthwhile.
Zack: Well, Whatcha thinking?
Me: Not much!
Zack: Ah, so you're watching Glee.

xoxo Susan

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Show Tunes and Six Flags


Hmmm........ first post? Let's see how it turns out.

CURRENT STATE OF THE UNIONY

IN: OUT:
Six Flags Show Choir
Red Dragons Brown Dogs
Missing the Purple Cleats Missing Doctor Who
Community 30 Rock
Twirling Flags Twirling Rides
Amy Pond Rose Tyler

Hmm.. a quote?
Finn: Susan...
[Gavin and I chatting]
Finn: Susan.......
Susan...!
Susan!
Susan!!!!!!!
SUSAN!
Me: What, Finn?!
Finn: Hi, Gavin!

xoxo Carly

Monday, May 10, 2010

Is the keyboard working?

I'll take it that it is.

Hello!

My name's Susan, Suzette, Carly, or Susie.

Pick your poison.

This is my.... fourth blog? There've been a few ancient ones, like Don't Trust The Goverment, and Peace Love and Grapefruits, but still working on Chickentacopie and My Lost Moon Of Poosh, so this is my fifth.

It's not like the others, about my friends, UFOs, past memories or Time Lords, it's about my life in a quirky town in Iowa. My photographs, Current State of the Union (Idea from Lisi Harrison, author of the Clique), and quotes of myself and others will be posted every day, like a minature journal. I'm broadcasting to the rains of London, the sand of Texas, the beaches of California, the mountains of Germany, and the city lights of New York City.

Sit back, and enjoy the show (:

xoxo Carly