Catching Up and Winding Down

Bonjour :)

I know, I haven't been on since... ages, really. School got out on the third, and camp started on the seventh, and well, just haven't been able to blog. Sorry! So, here i am, Jack Johnson's new CD playing over my speakers, "London for Dummies" and a blue cowboy hat (long story) on my desk, storm fierce outside, and a cracked open Diet Coke next to me. Just let me pop my fingers, and I'll get to the blogging.

Recent Status of thee Government.

aka, Current State of the Union

IN OUT

Tenors Altos

Packs of Jr Mints Cases of Gum

Insane Storms Barely decent weather :P

Argentina France

Quitting Starting Out

Toy Story 3 A Team

Being Here :) Being There!

Mike Will

Glee parties Dorm Parties

Cello players Sax Players (no, not you. Guy at camp.)

FUN sax players Sax players with bloody noses

Walking the dogs Two mile runs

"Shouldnt-Have"s "Never-Have"s

Blue Devils Tigers

Ringer Producers

Saying Hello Calling Goodbye :)

quotes!

(Molly singing funny)

Me: You sound like the Meow Mix cat!

Tillie: Meow mix cow?!

Molly: Take a shower, dumpee.

Tillie: RILEY!

Riley: What?!

Tillie: You and Dana: Move!

Dana: No!

Tillie: I'm going to slam my face in your head.

Chelsea Lately: Chewies, do you like Twilight?

Chewie: I prefer gun.

Joel: I didn't know Beckham was a hobbit.

Me: CODY! Did you drink my mint milkshake? Your lips are green.

Cody: Nah, I was snogging a leprechaun.

Mallory: Wait, so for just that, you made his nose bleed??

Me: He was out of line.

Kenny: Remind me to never pull a Caleb. But we'll all know who Cody tries to kiss. Their mouthes'll be green.

Cody: Don't hate.

Kitten: Sometimes I just want to run marathons in my pajamas.

Cody (shirtless and storms into my dorm): SUSAN!

Me and Ali: What happened to you?!

Cody: Well, I was playing football outside, in the woods, shirtless. And Abercrombie started taking my pictures!!!

Noel: If you don't think Ozzy Osbourne's on something, YOU'RE on something.

Nick: I'll call you Nighthawk.

Natalie: We like watermelon, fried chicken, and grape kool aid. Know what that means?
Me: NATALIE!

Dad: You have to have ADHD to get soccer.

Natalie: Ask him who in their right minds likes Netherlands!

Al: Oi, she German?

Me: Yeah...

Al: Never trust a German.

Me: Why does Abraham Lincoln face thataway?

Mom: He only had one eye.

Katie: Those squirrels were VICIOUS

Me: That's not my cello, that's my leg.

(next day)

Cody: THAT QUOTE MADE THE PAPER!

Counselor: I need to break with this girl, what to do??
Me: Chew it over with a twix!

Mallory: LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK!

Counselor: Where do thirteen year olds go on dates? Hyvee?

Dad: I swear to God, another South African blows a horn....

Gavin: Whoa, this is the first time I've gotten this without cheating!

Heidi: BUSTED!

Me: Oh, dear.

Kolyn: Did you just call me deer? I'm more of an antelope.

Hannah: That's B O O M W H A C K I N G!

Kate: Susan? Are you crying at Toy Story Three?

Me: My childhood just ended!

Dana: He's not a REAL Canadian!

Katelyn: Like Justin Beiber!

xoxo Susan(: